LeAnn Rimes freezing Eddies sperm in case something unexpected happens

Here are some new photos of LeAnn Rimes, out and about yesterday. I don’t know what she’s wearing either. It’s awful. Anyway, are you surprised that LeAnn Rimes hasn’t gotten pregnant yet? It’s sort of a blessing and a curse. If she got pregnant, it would be months of amusement because LeAnn is such a drama queen and a hypochondriac. But I’m also kind of glad she hasn’t had a baby, because it will be less complicated when this marriage falls apart. Plus, I just don’t think LeAnn could share the spotlight with a baby. It would be a disaster. IgNori West would look well-adjusted and well-cared for.

But there are still questions as to WHY LeAnn hasn’t gotten pregnant. Some theories include “Eddie had a vasectomy and didn’t tell her” and “LeAnn is focused on re-launching her career.” But what if something happens? Well, Star Magazine says that LeAnn is confident that she’s got a secure Plan B: she’s frozen Eddie’s sperm.

LeAnn Rimes is putting her future with Eddie Cibrian on ice. Star has learned that LeAnn is so determined to get pregnant that she’s freezing her 40-year-old husband’s sperm.

“LeAnn thought she would be a mother by now,” reveals a source close to the couple, adding that LeAnn wants a girl. “She’s afraid something unexpected might happen to render Eddie incapable of fathering another child, so she’s storing his sperm as a backup plan.”

While the pair insist that they are happier than ever, some friends question LeAnn’s true motives.

“She might be preparing for the day Eddie dumps her. Getting pregnant would be the perfet way to get him to stick around.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Um, did anyone burst out laughing at this line: “She’s afraid something unexpected might happen to render Eddie incapable of fathering another child…” I mean, I would understand her concern if Eddie was employed as radioactive dong tester, but is this a normal concern for a wife to have about her unemployed husband? So, let’s make a list of all the “unexpected” things that could happen to Eddie’s gentles.

1. Yard work gone astray.
2. Eddie loves to run with scissors.
3. Front-seat beej, then car accident (World According to Garp reference).
4. LeAnn snaps and tries to snap it off.
5. Nuclear holocaust concentrated on Eddie’s dong.
6. A mistress with a mental imbalance.
7. Pencil in the front pocket.
8. “Secret” vasectomy.
9. Football to the groin.
10. Brandi punched him where it hurts.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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